Well folks, I've been digging deep to understand why soccer fans are not exactly head over heels for football. Turns out, they find it a tad too stop-and-go for their liking, preferring soccer's non-stop action. Additionally, the heavy protective gear in football feels too much 'knight-in-shining-armor' to soccer purists who love the minimal gear, maximum skills approach. And, of course, fans say that nothing can beat the thrill of witnessing a well-executed goal in soccer versus a touchdown. So, in a nutshell, it's like asking a coffee lover to switch to tea - they just don't get the same kick!